
A Modest Proposal…
A biting satire skewering religious opposition to HPV vaccination, this piece exposes the cruel logic of sacrificing health in the name of moral purity.

Celine is Okay
A sardonic reflection on suburban absurdity, neighbourly tolerance, and personal rebellion—equal parts passive-aggressive and painfully self-aware.

In Memoriam: My Ultimate Career, aged 12, dies.
A tongue-in-cheek obituary for a storied Ultimate Frisbee career, marked by glory, chaos, irony, and hangovers—survived by beer, nostalgia, and baby Manon.

Progress Report
A delirious, painkiller-fuelled “progress report” full of sass, pop culture insights, and surgical recovery chaos—graded with sarcasm and style.

Observations, Humorous
You know you're a grown-up when your email won’t embarrass your mom, your stories are on repeat, and fixing junk beats mowing the lawn—again.

Brian Declared Linguistic Pioneer
Brian celebrates his unexpected academic fame, tying his linguistic “genius” to Calgary’s housing woes, oil wealth, and fireman-critic swagger.