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A biting satire skewering religious opposition to HPV vaccination, this piece exposes the cruel logic of sacrificing health in the name of moral purity.
A sardonic reflection on suburban absurdity, neighbourly tolerance, and personal rebellion—equal parts passive-aggressive and painfully self-aware.
A tongue-in-cheek obituary for a storied Ultimate Frisbee career, marked by glory, chaos, irony, and hangovers—survived by beer, nostalgia, and baby Manon.
A delirious, painkiller-fuelled “progress report” full of sass, pop culture insights, and surgical recovery chaos—graded with sarcasm and style.
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Brian celebrates his unexpected academic fame, tying his linguistic “genius” to Calgary’s housing woes, oil wealth, and fireman-critic swagger.