Stories

I am flattered that you want to read more of my Akira Kurosawa article. It was written in about 30 minutes so please be tolerant of syntax… Read More »Brian Declared Linguistic Pioneer

Now that you have all wholly processed our first day out-of-country, you can gorge yourself on this 11 day information smorgasbord. We spent a couple… Read More »What Up Bitches?

So you’re a renter in Calgary. Take a couple deep breaths my friend, you’re going to be okay. I know, I know… with the city’s… Read More »Apartments

A Correspondence with Licia Corbella, Editor, The Calgary Sun From: Brian McAsey To: Licia Corbella Dear Ms Corbella, I want to comment on your opinion… Read More »A Very Convenient Lie

Noir Story of the Murder of Neo Con …Ezra knocked Lefty Liberal to the floor and repeated his question. “I tell you I didn’t kill… Read More »Ezra’s Progress or The Ideologue’s Harvest An Allegorical

Dear Jennifer, I want to thank you for agreeing to look after Tighe this coming year. You are the ideal person in my mind to… Read More »A Letter To A Day Home

Sometime around seven o’clock on Thursday evening I lost the last of my enthusiasm for the Calgary International Film Festival. I can pinpoint it to… Read More »Contempt and Loathing at the Calgary International Film Festival

Dear Prime Minister Qarase, Ni Sa Yadra. I hope I got that right. My name is Brian and I am writing you about an opportunity… Read More »A Letter to Fiji’s Now Deposed Leader Qarase

There aren’t any people who sweep anymore Save for a few old women who won’t be here much longer And after they’re gone things will… Read More »The Wood For The Trees

I know there is something evil crouched up in the May tree Lying wide-awake in bed I can feel its eyes on me Peering in… Read More »Demon