My Ultimate Career died Sunday afternoon from a fatal combination of sarcasm, attention deficit and heat stroke. It was twelve years old. My Career often… Read More »In Memoriam: My Ultimate Career, aged 12, dies.
Patient: 22 year old woman, surgery August 20th, 2008 AD. Gorgeous, smart, accomplished. 1. Perscription painkillers – A+ B.1 Why are you laughing Nurse, who’s… Read More »Progress Report
You’re a grown-up now, because your e-mail address doesn’t require an explanation, isn’t an inside joke, and won’t make your mother blush. Other indications include… Read More »Observations, Humorous
I am flattered that you want to read more of my Akira Kurosawa article. It was written in about 30 minutes so please be tolerant of syntax… Read More »Brian Declared Linguistic Pioneer
Around the ferryboat the cloud wall swirls Pulling us through into a different world We left our car on the near side We left the… Read More »Prophesy
The Golden Door is an iconic tale of an early 20th century Sicilian family’s journey to America. Entitled abroad as simply, Nuovomondo the blandly named and visually… Read More »Film Review: The Golden Door
1408 is the latest Stephen King story adapted to screen and is opening wide in theatres this week. It is a fairly standard horror plot… Read More »Film Review: 1408
Sicko is a film about the state of the American health care system, it is high art and easily the best film I’ve seen this… Read More »Film Review: Sicko
Now that you have all wholly processed our first day out-of-country, you can gorge yourself on this 11 day information smorgasbord. We spent a couple… Read More »What Up Bitches?
Sometime between Arnold Schwarzenegger forcing a woman to fellatiate a carrot in a travelogue film and the outtakes of an RV commercial in which an… Read More »Finally! A Celebration of Terrible Film