Aaron Sereda

A blunt call to emotional maturity before parenthood—this open letter urges would-be parents to grow up first, for their kids’ sake and everyone else's.

A sardonic reflection on suburban absurdity, neighbourly tolerance, and personal rebellion—equal parts passive-aggressive and painfully self-aware.

You know you're a grown-up when your email won’t embarrass your mom, your stories are on repeat, and fixing junk beats mowing the lawn—again.